Oy Vey: The Days When The Right Wing and The Leftern Wall Align

So. I subscribe to a mailing list called World Jewish Daily Morning Update. Mostly for the right-wing Op Eds and the charming framing the WJD gives to current events, such as:

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Today, though, it was with a sigh and a grimace that I read their smarmy header:

Screen shot 2014-04-02 at 5.10.32 PMWhy a sigh and a grimace? Because, of course, they’re right. Peace Process to Nowhere. Obviously, we’re not seeing things from the same perspective, like when the right wing opposed the Prawer Plan because it gave to much to the 40,000 Bedouin citizens of Israel (otherwise referred to by my colleagues on the nuts- excuse me, the right-leaning end of the spectrum, as The Arabs, sometimes THE ARABS, sometimes just Them) it planned to forcibly evict from their homes. But they’re right. Actually, Peace Process to Nowhere is a fairly gentle way of framing this entire enterprise of trickery and exploitation.

Here’s The Leftern Wall Daily Morning Update headline for the day:

Politicians to Process Ways in which the Process Process Can Continue to Be Processed in Order to Achieve an Extension on the Process’ Process.

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